Tracklist[]
- The Ballad of Dr. Stopp
- The Laundromat of Sin
- Less Than Three
- Goddammit Marc Gunn, Shut Up About Your Cat
- My Apologies
- On the Shoulders of Freaks
- Vampire Penguins (Re-Penged)
- The Internet is a Big Warm Hug for the World
- A Song for Worm Quartet to Sing with TV's Kyle
- Addicted to Moderation
- A Worm Quartet Christmas
- I Don't Matter
- Kim Kardashian
- The Laundromat of Sin (redux)
- Marcel Marceau Talking Dirty
Tracks 16 through 51 are spoken thank-yous to the album's Kickstarter backers, totalling not quite eight minutes.
- There Ain't No Ninjas on the Lifetime Network (secret track)